I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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