What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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