i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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