ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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