Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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