Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So much rum. So many feels.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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