spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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