i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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