They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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