2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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