im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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