My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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