What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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