if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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