I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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