and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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