Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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