Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I will pee on everything he values.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize