WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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