Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At some point, Iโd like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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