Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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