bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize