who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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