The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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