its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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