Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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