First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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