super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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