Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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