census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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