i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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