Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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