Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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