The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The air was thick with penises
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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