I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
they're like a gay fantastic four
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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