Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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