I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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