your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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