Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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