But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
look no pants
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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