the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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