obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize