I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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