I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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