the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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