oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
me + whiskey = a bad person
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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