I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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