The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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