imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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