Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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I supernannyed him into submission
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize